the true storie about the Cornell

and what be goin wrong and the endin of the great tradition ..............
this be a true storie and it be sum 25 or 30 years ago when they be gettin pertty good and all and they be lookin to gettn in sum extra practicin games before the reel season so the Corenll coach be callin our coach from the Canada and settin up a game at the Cornell ..... well we aint nothin but a scragglie bunch of indoor players and when we be gettin to the Cornell showin up on the old school bus it be 20 below zero and the wind was a whippin thru that stadium but we was pumped up and ready to go knowin we be playin one of them best college teems in the country ... now them Cornellies was wearin all kinds of sweat pants and gloves and all protected and we just be wearin our teem jersesy and shorts havin only 11 guys while there must of been 40 Cornellies and that be how that game be startin .......

i be thinkin to this day that them Cornellies was thinkin it was gonna be a blow n out but it aint gonna that way at all .... we ran with them and we be showin em stuff they aint never seen before with passin behind the backs the playin d with only short sticks and on that day them Cornellies aint noin what be hittin em .....

the score was tied back and forth the hole game but with all them subs they be runnin in and with that extra time runnin durin that last half they be pullin it out be a goal as i recall but that aint what i came to be tellin you about cuse it was after this game the Cornell tradition be beganin and has now endin and the Cornell be losin because of that !!!!!!

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continuin the true storie about the Cornell

sorry about stoppin but sum times i aint suppose to be hear doin the postin ... any ways and all ways here be what happened after that game and the start of the secret and before untold tradition .....

after that game be over and we all be pillin back on the old school bus and we be lookin at them Cornellies and they still be huffin and puffin and arguin with each other like they be losin or sum thing and the Cornellie coach be comin over and just out side my window he be askin our coach how his boys be playin like that in this kinda of weather ..... so our coach be tellin him that he be makin his boys men....see he be havin the first practicin on the coldeest and windeist day of the year and after the practicin it be the tradition that all the players gotta go and pee on the goal post ... now if you ever tried to pee on a goal post when it be 20 below a bunch of bad things happen but when you get done you be noin for sure that you be a man ..... now all that be the truth what was said and i be hearin it ..... so when the coach be gettin in the bus i be askin why he be makin that stuff up and tellin that Cornell coach them things but he just start laughin ..........

as we be pullin out we be seein that Cornell coach stormin back and yellin at them Cornellies and just as we be gettin to the top of that big hill the coach be havin the bus driver stop and lookin back we see all them Cornellies standin around the goal post and they aint warin them pertty sweats no more ... now i cant be sayin for sure what they all be doin standin around them goal post but i be seein my coach rollin on the floor laughin .........

so that be the true storie of the start of the goal post peein tradition but when the new folks be comin in to the Cornell they be endin that tradition and now you be noin what be gonna on at the Cornell !!!
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